Vendredi 19 septembre 2008 5 19 /09 /2008 23:45

Et c'est pas très agréable.

Je reprends avec le premier ordinateur qui a craqué pour moi : une antiquité d'ordinateur portable dont j'ai fait l'acquisition il y a presque 4 ans.
On pourrait penser qu'après 4 ans de vie commune, on se connait parfaitement l'un l'autre, qu'on peut anticiper nos besoins respectifs...

Et bien non. Les ordinateurs, c'est comme les mecs : au début, ça roule les mécaniques, ça frime, c'est rapide au démarrage, une session peut durer longtemps...
Mais au fil du temps, on se lasse, on s'échauffe, on s'engueule, et pour cause de surchauffe, on s'éteint (après m'avoir chauffé les cuisses pendant 1 heure... Quelle endurance !). Comme un mec qui sort rejoindre ses potes avec de la bierre et un match de foot en claquant la porte. (Remarquez que j'aurais pu faire la même avec un fille qui s'enferme dans la chambre en pleurant, mais ça collait pas avec ma vision du monde.)

Bref mon ordinateur surchauffé m'a planté une première fois, manque de souffle. La seconde, il avait une excuse (enfin...) : la tête d'alimentation du transformateur avait un court-circuit. Vous me direz qu'il reste la batterie.
Et bien non justement ! Car passé les premiers jours tout beau tout neuf tout marche, comme dans un couple, le stockage d'énergie s'est mise en panne (enfin, dans un couple c'est à ce moment là qu'on commence à stocker de la graisse.) : la batterie ne tient plus que 3 min. Voire moins. Donc second plantage pour manque de force.

A grands coups de pieds au cul, je tentais de le ranimer. Bon, il souffle comme un boeuf, mais je peux faire avec. Je me connecte enfin sur over-blog, et consulte les statistiques. Et je constate qu'avec deux mots clefs, j'ai collecté 5 visiteurs de google !
Je vous le donne en mille, les deux mots clefs sont : "pute galway". Je suis un mac par blog interposé. Si si.
Quelques autres recherches (toujours avec google) : "mini jupe album photo", "meet french girl dublin", pour aol "virginie salope et pute" et "young girl" pour over blog.

Un je vais changer les tags de mon blog.
Deux je vais changer de champs lexical.
Trois, je vais revenir à un style encore plus trash pour attirer des gens, après m'être rendue compte que les phases 1 et 2 m'ont privée de visiteurs pendant 3 mois...



Donc petit conseil pour augmenter votre visibilité : sexe, bitte, chatte (mouillée de préferrence), cul, pute, et la même en anglais : sex, cock, muff (wet is better), ass, whore.

Par Mathoche - Publié dans : Et alors ?
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Vendredi 19 septembre 2008 5 19 /09 /2008 02:08
Just before I left to France (only two short weeks, during which I intend to get up at 2pm every afternoon... Old habits last long.), we wanted to go to the beach with Yann, Patrick, Damien and Julien (don't ask me how I came up to hang out with this much boys, I don't know!). Hence, we took the DART to Howth (North of Dublin). Once there, we tried to go on the left side to find a beach. No little voices told us "try again", so we went on, and found out a nice fishers' port. We were walking along the docks, watching the sea, when suddenly...

I took a breathe before checking what I saw, and then, I told my friends: 'Eh, regardez, des phoques !'* (Yes, they are french people. And yes again, I think that France has invaded Ireland, not England. It has been a scapegoat for centeries, now.)
So we stayed there, for at least 20 minutes. Men were saying things like: 'Oh, look at them, they're so cute!'. Who said that there were differences between men and women? Ok, they weren't saying that (otherwise, I would be quoting them in french), but it was more like that: 'Eh, regardez, y'en a un autre là !
-Et là aussi !
-La vache, c'est gros !
-Mais ils sont combien en tout ?
-Ils sont 7 !
-Viens par là, petit petit petit !'** Males are all the same. Still trying to prove that they have more guts than the others. Sometimes, they forget their brain in the way... So Yann finished at the end of a ladder, to try to touch the seals...


Then, we went to the other side of the dock, where they were fishermen (using fishing rod), fishing.
And there, Yann met the most important living being of the day. A crab. After an unforgettable dicussion, he threw it back to the sea. And this was an end to a nice story... After that great emotionnal moment, we left the fishermen.

And then we met Lena and one of her friends (can't recall her name...), and Yann tried to explain her that we saw seals. I must say that in french, phoque (the translation for seal) is pronounced /fɔk/. So the discussion was very funny... And Yann became the 'phoqueman'. Spiderman, beware!
At last, we discovered that it was Lena's birthday, so we came home (that is to say, back to the hostel) to celebrate.


*'Eh, watch out, seals!'

**'Eh, look, there is one more there!
- and there also!
-Man, it's big! --men speaking
-But how many are they?
-They are 7!
-Come on, seally seally seally!' --Que celui ou celle qui me trouve une meilleure traduction me la propose de suite!
Par Mathoche - Publié dans : Lost in Dublin
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Lundi 15 septembre 2008 1 15 /09 /2008 00:25
So it began on a nice friday evening at Isaac Hostel, as you may have guessed (ou pas, d'ailleurs). So I was just sitting there, half asleep as usual, trying not to get lost in a conversation (in english) between Marion (a french girl which I met a few hours earlier) and an italian girl (which I can't recall the name of). The italian girl was saying that the cliffs of Moher were pretty interesting, and that she had a bus tour there. After a lot of  'You should go there, it's lovely' and tutti quanti, Marion decided to go, and, turning her head toward me, asked me ingenuously if I wanted to go with her. And foolishly, I accepted. After all, it can't be as expensive as two other nights in pubs!

And sometimes, foolish is good. So there I was, up at 7:30 in the saturday morning (how unusal for me), and I had just enough time to get a shower, dress myself and have a breackfast (very fast) before leaving to Galway, by bus. And 3 hours and 30 minutes later, we were booking a youth hostel near the bus station. Our next move was to explore the town. After a walk in the city center, were we saw a nice street market, we walked on the Atlantic coast. My god, I haven't smelled sea for more than a year! And as we were walking, Marion felt like a cigarette, but as she had no lighter, she asked a guy who was just sitting there, watching the ocean. And that's how we met Jamie.

Hence, we spent most of the day with him, exploring the town (including campus and supermarket), until we were too hungry that all we wanted to do was to get back to the hostel to feed ourself. So after a quick meal, we went out again, to find out that in Galway too there was girls bachelor parties, hence short skirt. There are also a lot of buskers, armed with drums... And that was really cool. And, as usual in this country, we finished the evening in a very nice pub.

(green stuff are drums, if you wondered ;-) )


On sunday, we (Marion and I, Jamie had seen the cliffs the day before) had our little bus tour (from 10am to 5pm), and we saw the cliffs of Moher and the Burren.
The cliffs are very impressive (214 meters high), and if you look at the pictures, the tiny little colored spots are people. Yes, they are.


After catching our breath again, we came back to the bus, and then moved on to the Burren, sort of grass growing between fields of stones, or dolmen. As breath-taking as the cliffs. I mean, you don't see every day grey hills, do you?
Exept for the irish people who live there, of course.
And as we came back to Galway, we were just in time to catch our bus back to Dublin.
What a week end!
Par Mathoche - Publié dans : Lost in Dublin
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