Here the conversation takes place to a completely different level.
Like during the freshers' week, I've overheard this conversation during a nice walk within TH (Trinity Hall)... "I've the shit." (No, it wasn't me.) "I've heard that every one has the shit..." (and so did I.)

And a few days ago, I was walking in the streets with a friend of mine, just to waste time. We then went to Market Arcade, this lovely market I'm so found of.
And as we were trying to remember which brands supplies us, poor french people with Earl Grey tea (Twinnings and Lipton. Personally, I prefer Twinnings), we barely noticed a guy who walked just by our side.

So, this guy seemed normal. He wore a blue sweater, jeans... A normal man in Dublin.
And there, while he was walking a few steps ahead of us, he bent over toward the wall, and threw up.
So, I'll never kiss a normal guy in Dublin. Hence, I'll never kiss a dubliner...

Anyway, after a cheese cake, we decided to go out with some french guys tonight.
Those lads are... Frustrated. I mean, more than I am.
I haven't had sex for ages, but those guys don't handle well abstinence. So, when they say "We're going to the pub", they mean "We're trying to get some chicks." So I witnessed it. And believe me, they try hard to get a girl...

They're not afraid to approach a girl. They're not ashamed of their accent. They're quite good looking. And still they don't have sex.
And yet, in Dublin, girls are wearing very very very short mini-skirt. (Really. Like as long as a leggings. Or even shorter.) And with fishnet stockings (how glamour this word is...). I'll make it short, if you put one of them on the pavement in France, some shady guys will ask them to go for a ride in some dark place.
And yet, they don't do one night stand.

And yet, they told me that they were pretty successfull in France... One of them used to date three women at the same time. "You have to be carefull about timetables and excuses you use, but then, when you get used to it, it's easy."
OK.

I'm still a girl.
So I won't fuck with one of these guys... They're just not looking for a relationship. And I don't do one night stands with friends.
And in Dublin, more than in France, girls really are looking for relationship. Thus, those lads will have to buy some blow-up sex dolls. Hey, you find sex shops everywhere!

But that leads us to another point: I was told by some guys, that in Dublin, french girls are considered as sluts.
Why? Because, unlike irish girls, some french girls do casual sex.
Even if we wear turtleneck sweater, jeans, and sneakers.

Here, no one judge a book by its cover.
Ici, l'habit ne fait pas le moine...
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